20 Things you didn't know about Riff

1. Riff knows where Wally is.
2. Riff CAN do the Fandango.
3. Riff knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
4. Riff has the eye of the tiger.
5. Riff can slam a revolving door.
6. Riff knows the meaning of life. But he's not telling you.
7. The only reason there is night is because Riff turns the sun down when it gets too hot.
8. Riff doesn't sleep. He plots.
9. Riff can make bananas grow straight just by staring at them.
10. Riff puts the mites in all animal bedding.
11. Stonehenge was built was because Riff needed somewhere to hang his hammock.
12. Daleks CAN go upstairs if Riff makes them.
13. Riff invented song.
14. Riff's got milk.
15. Riff is too cool for school.
16. If Riff was to be opened up in surgery, all of his organs would be in alphabetical order.
17. Riff's a little tea-pot.
18. The reason rubies are red is because red is Riff's favourite colour.
19. Riff writes novels under the name Stephen King.
20. Yoggies were originally runny but they're solid because they froze with fear the first time they heard Riff's name.